crowded trousers

once upon a time there was a boy named dick, he had himself a couple of friends
and they liked to play that "rock 'n roll" music. they took a very long break but soon
became tired of all of the responsibility.

some fuckheads paid them a bunch of money and their lives became consumed
with the nine to five routine.

then they woke up and remembered what it was they were supposed to be doing.